Sorry 
<!--#echo var="REMOTE_ADDR" --> but 
<!--#echo var="REQUEST_URI" --> doesn't exist. 

Bad luck and all that. There's nothing to see.

 Enter a new thingy into 
<!--#echo var="HTTP_USER_AGENT" -->
<!-- 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   or go to www.farandfew.com - ok ?
-->